Humor and Quotes

The girls on the beach were mostly sunbathing topless, but a few were bottomless, too.

Sculpture on Kant Island in Kaliningrad (formerly Königsberg).

A photo of a girl at a nudist beach was posted on a forum. A tampon string was hanging between her legs.
Comments on the photo:
– What the hell do tampons need a string for, anyway?!
– And how else are you supposed to pull one out? With a corkscrew?!
– Maybe it's a tea bag?..
– No way! It's a fuse!!!

Nudist camp.
– Are they men or women, Elfi?
– I can't tell — they're not wearing any clothes!

A female nudist to a male nudist at the beach:
– Turn around. I'm going to get dressed!

A humorous promotional video from the official website of the French naturist association (www.naturisme.fr).

Advertisement:
Ladies and gentlemen!
Visit our luxurious Diamond Casino on the shores of the beautiful Black Sea!
After an exciting and thrilling game, you'll walk straight out onto a nudist beach!

Swimming pool at a nudist club.

When Baba Yaga saw the nudists on the beach, she decided to become a nudist herself. She undressed, lay down, and basked in the sunshine. Just then, Zmey Gorynych flew past.
– What the hell do you think you're doing, old woman?!!
– You don't understand a thing, Gorynych. I'm wearing my birthday suit.
– Granny, before you put on a suit like that, you should've spent at least three hours ironing it!

World map.