Humor and Quotes
Naturism & Nudism
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A liberating sign at a nudist beach:
«WHY HIDE YOUR SINS!»
Life is short. Enjoy nude.
At a nudist beach:
– Are you a nudist?
– Yes!
– Then why are you dressed?
– I'm a perverted nudist!
Freedom.
The most frugal person in the world is a nudist on a diet.
Nudist Colony Flashers.
A restaurant at a nudist beach.
«Excuse me,» says a customer to the completely naked waiter, «could you please speak more clearly? I can't understand a word you're saying!»
«I'd love to, but I can't,» the waiter replies. «I've got a mouthful of loose change!»
Zebra Nudist Colony.
Did you know that nudists play strip poker in reverse? They play to get dressed!..
Water temperature.
